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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Type better antijokes above

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Gorden Brown.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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