- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

pee

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

good one jess !!

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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