roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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