What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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womens rights

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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I agree

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