What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Lil' Wayne

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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baby seal walks into a club

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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