When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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