david poredos

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

what's worst than being gay? being black

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

I hate blackniggers

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Anti Joke

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