7+5=12

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Women.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Punching a baby

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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