- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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