What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

you gay?

Knock, Knock ...

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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