Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Anti Joke

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