What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

Without geometry life would be pointless

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

This is a joke

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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