#Hanging Degus

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Women Sports.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Church.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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