- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What's the deal with brown?

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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