- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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