- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Asians

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Autism speaks but not really

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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