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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Nickleback.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Which is longer? A rope...

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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