Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Justin Beiber

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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