- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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