- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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