How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Bumsniffer

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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