- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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