- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Why was the woman?

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

womens rights.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Obamacare

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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