- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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