- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

woman's rights

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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