The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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