- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

I'm Jewish

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Where's my tractor?

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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