- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

This is not a joke or is it

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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