What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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