What time is it? 20:45.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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