- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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