Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Loner.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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National security?

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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