Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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all jokes aside...

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Womens Rights

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Anti Joke

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