Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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I was once a hamster.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Jerry.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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