- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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