- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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