- Anti Joke

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Who wants pizza crusts?

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

children burning

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this