whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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