What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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A man... walks.

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I grunt when I poop.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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