guess what chicken butt

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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1d

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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