- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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