- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

WHO WANTS SOW????

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

I like your hair

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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