What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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A cat playing laser tag.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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