- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

whats white and looks like paper paper

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Why was the woman?

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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