- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

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