What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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get in the car.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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woman's rights

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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