- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Justin Bieber

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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