A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Agent 47.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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