What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Your Mom!!!

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Black Friday

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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neil patrick harris

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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modern love

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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