- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

look under under where under under where. under the couch

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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