- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

i have two hands.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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