Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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