- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

a fish swimming in the water swims

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

heads up!

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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