- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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