- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so... how about that airplane food

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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