- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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