Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Knock knock What?

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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