Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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You and your parents are going to die today

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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