What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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A blind man watches TV

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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