Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Help I'm being raped!

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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