- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

baby seal walks into a club

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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