- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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