whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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