Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Hitler

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Asians

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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