A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Face...the other white meat!

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

William wright is Gay

God. God.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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