- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

FUCK THE JEWS

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

My friend harris is fat.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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