Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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why does column have a letter n?

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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