Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Anti Joke

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