What comes after 23? 24.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

I work at jcpenny

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

I just drank a cola.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

My name is Harry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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