The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Nick Cannon

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Elizabeth Warren

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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