Catholicism.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Women's Rights

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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