- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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