Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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