- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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