- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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