- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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