Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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