your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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tims sty:)

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Apple juice.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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this site is an antijoke

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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