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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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