- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Get off my porch.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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