Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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hi joshua

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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1d

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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