Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

I just found out i have cancer.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

You know whats better than 24? 25

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

what did the farmer do? plant

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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