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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Xbox One

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Tunechi

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Women's Rights

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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