Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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