Obamacare

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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