- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Winter

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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