- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

world peace

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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