Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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