WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

more chocolate?

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

My kids are mistakes.

Your grandma's cookies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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