roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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ur mum

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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