How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

kill yourself

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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