Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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The Morman Religion.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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