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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

kaite is dumb that is true

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Wenis Penis

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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