- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Autism speaks but not really

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

He--Hey guys

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

LIFE :(

You just read this ..

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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