what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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everybody loves raymond

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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