A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Jerry.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

thumb_up thumb_down -10

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops