CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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