What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What do you call a black man? Black

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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