- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

get in the car.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

what's black and can't swim?

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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