- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Snooki

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What can make you pee? Liquid

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Major League Soccer

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why? Why Not?

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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