Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Bitch

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Where is the center of the universe? There is no center of the universe! According to the standard theories of cosmology, the universe started with a "Big Bang" about 14 thousand million years ago and has been expanding ever since. Yet there is no center to the expansion; it is the same everywhere. The Big Bang should not be visualised as an ordinary explosion. The universe is not expanding out from a center into space; rather, the whole universe is expanding and it is doing so equally at all places, as far as we can tell. In 1929 Edwin Hubble announced that he had measured the speed of galaxies at different distances from us, and had discovered that the farther they were, the faster they were receding. This might suggest that we are at the center of the expanding universe, but in fact if the universe is expanding uniformly according to Hubble's law, then it will appear to do so from any vantage point. If we see a galaxy B receding from us at 10,000 km/s, an alien in galaxy B will see our galaxy A receding from it at 10,000 km/s in the opposite direction. Another galaxy C twice as far away in the same direction as B will be seen by us as receding at 20,000 km/s. The alien will see it receding at 10,000 km/s:

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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