Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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racism...deal with it!

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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YO FACE

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Anti Joke

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