- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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