- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

a seal walks into a club.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Your Mom!!!

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

My mum is called Steve

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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