- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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