- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Gangnam style

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

who ever is reading this....

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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