- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How many light bulbs? 1

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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