A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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the game

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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