A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Has u seen my grammar?

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Penis.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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